Hahaha, LOL; It's Joke Time!
Check out some of these jokes! Most of them are from Pistachio's joke book, written by Jeremy Strong, and other novels, but some are made up by ourselves! Pretty cool, huh? Now get ready to Laugh Out Loud!
Why did Tigger spend so long in the toilet?
Because he was looking for Pooh!
What is in the middle of Skyla?
The letter Y!
What did the 0 say to the 8?
"Nice belt!"
What kind of bone will a dog never eat?
A trombone!
What did the Pacific ocean say to the Atlantic ocean?
Nothing; they just waved!
What kind of fish goes best with peanut butter?
Jellyfish!
Why did the raisin go out with the prune?
Because it couldn't find a date!
Acorn: Ugh, swiss cheese for dinner!
Mother: I know you don't like cheese. Just eat the cheese and leave the holes on the side of your plate!
What are the key words in dodgeball?
Quack and Cinderella! (Explaination: quack for the instruction 'duck', cinderella for 'run away from the ball'!)
Why are cake-makers cruel?
Because they beat the eggs and whip the cream!
Lichee: How old are you, Sponge?
Sponge: Ten.
Lichee: Hmph, I'm eleven. So tell me, what are you you going to be when you grow up?
Sponge: Eleven, just like you. Except you still aren't grown up yet!
What's the difference between a boring teacher and a boring book?
You can shut the book up.
Teacher: Why are you crawling to school! Plus you're fifteen minutes late!
The Horse: Well, you said you didn't want to see me walking in late again!
Skyla moved in to where the other hair-curler's live, but ended up in a house next to Slice! One day, a chicken of Skyla's got loose, and it went into Slice's yard to lay an egg. Skyla and Slice therefore got into an argument. In the end, who's egg is it?
The chicken's!
Which is the longest of the following cats: an American Shorthair, a Cornish-Rex or a Turkish Angorian?
An American Shorthair; it has the longest name!
Got any more jokes? Contact Pistachio via WhatsApp!
Check out some of these jokes! Most of them are from Pistachio's joke book, written by Jeremy Strong, and other novels, but some are made up by ourselves! Pretty cool, huh? Now get ready to Laugh Out Loud!
Why did Tigger spend so long in the toilet?
Because he was looking for Pooh!
What is in the middle of Skyla?
The letter Y!
What did the 0 say to the 8?
"Nice belt!"
What kind of bone will a dog never eat?
A trombone!
What did the Pacific ocean say to the Atlantic ocean?
Nothing; they just waved!
What kind of fish goes best with peanut butter?
Jellyfish!
Why did the raisin go out with the prune?
Because it couldn't find a date!
Acorn: Ugh, swiss cheese for dinner!
Mother: I know you don't like cheese. Just eat the cheese and leave the holes on the side of your plate!
What are the key words in dodgeball?
Quack and Cinderella! (Explaination: quack for the instruction 'duck', cinderella for 'run away from the ball'!)
Why are cake-makers cruel?
Because they beat the eggs and whip the cream!
Lichee: How old are you, Sponge?
Sponge: Ten.
Lichee: Hmph, I'm eleven. So tell me, what are you you going to be when you grow up?
Sponge: Eleven, just like you. Except you still aren't grown up yet!
What's the difference between a boring teacher and a boring book?
You can shut the book up.
Teacher: Why are you crawling to school! Plus you're fifteen minutes late!
The Horse: Well, you said you didn't want to see me walking in late again!
Skyla moved in to where the other hair-curler's live, but ended up in a house next to Slice! One day, a chicken of Skyla's got loose, and it went into Slice's yard to lay an egg. Skyla and Slice therefore got into an argument. In the end, who's egg is it?
The chicken's!
Which is the longest of the following cats: an American Shorthair, a Cornish-Rex or a Turkish Angorian?
An American Shorthair; it has the longest name!
Got any more jokes? Contact Pistachio via WhatsApp!